Note: This story occurred several years ago. The two main characters, Shadow and Moose, are now gone.
I’m on night one of a five-day trip to Idaho’s Clearwater River, an attempt to land and release as many of those big, meaty B-run steelhead as is humanly possible. But it’s 4 o’clock in a narrow, mountain canyon and, to my surprise, already dark. Suddenly, I have no idea what I’ll do during the 14 hours before daylight returns, sentenced to the back of the truck with two spoiled Labrador retrievers. Already, I’ve tied enough egg-sucking leeches and conehead muddlers to supply an army and the 20-mile run to the bars in Orofino represents a dangerous foray. It wouldn’t be so bad, but not so long ago there was a lot of booze one night and a friend who didn’t notice her missing tooth until morning. I don’t want to see this gal and explain why my friend hasn’t called. So, basically, I can’t be seen in Orofino.
I place a Coleman stove on the tailgate, oil a pan, and construct a monumental meat patty before a captive audience. Snow falls in heavy, wet, saturating flakes. The temperature falls from 35 degrees to 15 in about an hour. “It’s going to be fun tomorrow,” I tell Moose and Shadow.
I’m three bites away from completing the meal when I retrieve a stocking hat from the cab. I return and the tailgate is licked clean, my High Life knocked to the ground. It reminds me of the time Moose opened a cooler and ate five Hungarian partridge—every wing, foot, head, beak and bone. Shadow is no saint either; I recall her stealing 62 strips of deer jerky off a counter. I say, “Who ate my burger! Bad dogs!” The dogs look innocent as larks. Moose’s left eyebrow raises, the right falls in unison. I interrogate the animal and he diverts eyes. Shadow moans and inches her 13-year-old frame onto the nest I’ve created—two cedar-chip beds, a foam pad and a down sleeping bag. It’s an act. She shares equal blame. A hidden camera would have recorded a dead-heat. Her stomach growls, the grease taking effect.
I stash the stove and a nasty pan under the truck and climb in with the hounds. I kill the dome light and retreat to my down bag. It’s dark as a cave. The dogs sense we’re in for the long haul. They know the routine as well as I do. There are rustling noises, motion and Shadow’s cold snout against my cheek. Moose’s 115 pounds rises then falls hard against my hip, pinning me against a wheel-well. In another life he played linebacker for the Bears. I place hands against cold steel and leverage my ass to regain a portion of the sleeping pad. It’s a turf war to last all night.
Now it’s nine and I can’t begin to sleep; I can’t stop thinking about a steelhead hooked earlier that day, visualizing its determined run to the far bank, its impossible six jumps, and its crimson gillplates. I rise, turn on the light and greet the Old Crow. I fill half a coffee mug. It’s harsh and warm.
I pour another, acknowledge the shivering dogs, and recall a wicked-cold New Year’s Day when I drove from Seattle to Montana, across ice covered roads, stopping at bars to check the bowl games. I was headed to the Gallatin. I ran out of gas near Drummond, which was a good thing because I’d already declared myself a threat to society. The temperature was minus-twenty. I didn’t have a sleeping bag. I put on every item of clothing, climbed into a pair of 5MM bootfoot neoprenes and sprawled down in the bed of the truck. I held Shadow in my arms and Moose slept on my head. I wasn’t sure we’d make it.
Early in the morning an officer tapped the canopy. I rose, alive, minus a contact lens, covered in a death frost and dog hair. My breath stank. I lifted the lid and that cop’s expression said he’d awakened the dead. “Carry-on young man.”
The Old Crow is so good I poor another. Now, feeling giddy, I’m willing to forgive. Shadow crawls headfirst down my sleeping bag and I say, “Oh you’re a good dog.” I offer Moose a Vienna sausage. Who the hell cares about sleep and smelling like a wet Labrador? We’ve got four more days and the steelhead are in. No need to get worked up, even if it was a tasty burger and my last High Life.